Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
color coding your infant children
steal his look:
200 pounds of hair gel
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.
*grabs my own ass* nice
watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.
Been waiting for this aaaallll year.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
How Sin and Cos work